tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90370256136814544072024-03-04T22:35:04.315-08:00Basketball , Only FunnierWhere Basketball And Humor Go To Hang Out...And Do Whatever!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-25755871252287241402012-11-12T16:28:00.001-08:002012-11-12T16:28:28.741-08:00Why Phil Jackson Isn't The Coach Of The Lakers (The REAL Reason)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Phil says "A peyote a day keeps the doctor away."</td></tr>
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There was speculation that with Mike Brown out as the Lakers head coach in five regular season games, the Lakers may explore bringing back Phil "Zen Master" Jackson back for the third tour of duty in Lakers' history. Mike D'Antoine ended up being the man for the job, but many have speculated that <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/11/12/a-list-of-things-phil-jackson-wanted-in-order-to-become-lakers-coach/" target="_blank">Phil may have wanted too much</a> from the Lakers to return.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Phil stays high.</td></tr>
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However, "inside sources" (or just me making stuff up) have been in contact with Basketball, Only Funnier to report the real reasons why. In addition to Phil's high-boy chair being a little too high in the Montana mountains (as well as Phil I am sure), Phil is also supporting a similar bill as Amendment 64 in Colorado (colloquially known as "treat marijuana like alcohol"). Phil is proposing Amendment Philly J, which will be colloquially be known as "treat peyote as candy" (rumor has it that Phil was inspired to implement the triangle offense on a peyote induced zen mediation).<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The proposed campaign photo for Amendment Philly J.</td></tr>
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When reached for comment, Phil said "You think Dwight Howard is going to read the books I assign him? No way! Beside, only Gasol and Metta were willing to grow their required "hippie" beards to play as one. Who wants to work with their old lady's parents anyways. <a href="http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Did_George_Washington_grow_weed_in_his_garden" target="_blank">In tradition of my great forefathers</a>, I have my weed gardens to tend to. And lastly, I will leave you guys with a bit of advice: There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in hallucinogens.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Jackson also has a lucrative KFC endorsement in the works.</td></tr>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-78526563316405249492012-11-06T21:20:00.002-08:002012-11-06T21:20:37.431-08:00Attention Denver Nugget Fans: Rasheed Wallace Coming Soon<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sheed doing what Sheed does best</td></tr>
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Denver Nugget fans like it or not Rasheed Wallace (once part of the early 00's Jail-Blazers, infamous for their weed consumption) is coming to town. He will inevitably give up his <a href="http://nesn.com/2012/11/rasheed-wallace-says-hes-accepting-brian-scalabrine-role-with-knicks/" target="_blank">"Brian Scalabrine role" </a> (or as TBJ fans know him<a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/11/05/ep-863-the-human-victory-blunt/" target="_blank"> "The Human Victory Blunt"</a>) on the New York Knicks & soon will demand a trade to the Nuggets. How do I know you ask? Well, it's only a matter of time before Sheed hears about <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/06/amendment-64-passes-in-co_n_2079899.html" target="_blank">Amendment 64 being passed in Colorado</a>. Once Rasheed learns about the legal weed coming to Colorado, he won't be able to demand a trade fast enough. I give the over/ under at January 15th. Over or under, what do you guys think? How long before Sheed figures it out?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-64476510607999412432012-11-06T20:39:00.000-08:002012-11-06T20:39:07.443-08:00Ricky Rubio Calls Alexey Shved "Young Toni Kukoc" on Instagram<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Picture of Shved on Pretty Ricky Tricky Ricky's Instagram account</td></tr>
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Rubio might well have himself a point here. He does look like a lot like the Pink Panther but maybe more like Bulls era Kukoc especially with the goatee. What do you guys think?<br />
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Thanks again to<a href="https://twitter.com/ronaldiscool" target="_blank"> @ronaldiscool </a>for the tip!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-58576402338489803542012-11-06T18:28:00.002-08:002012-11-06T18:28:25.180-08:00Spencer Hawes Grows Half Mustache To Go With Half Mullet<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Spence Rocking the Mullet & Pedophile Style Mustache</td></tr>
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Looks like Spence is growing an awful, incomplete mustache to go with his awful, incomplete mullet. I can't decide if he is going to jump his car over a barn or drive up in a big white van with no back windows offering kids candy. I guess it doesn't have to be mutually exclusive, why not both? Spencer might look good jumping his pedophile wagon over an old barn.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The General Lee</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Classic Pedophile Look<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>EQUALS</b></span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Good Ol' Boy Spencer Hawes</td></tr>
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The NBA has recently instated a rule that NBA games must be started 90-seconds after player introductions. This measure is to try and help curb extensive pregame rituals, such as LeBron James' chalk ritual or the <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/03/22/the-thunder-are-handshake-crazy/" target="_blank">Thunder's collective hand shake squad</a> with their very complex ritual (<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2012/10/17/nba-pregame-rituals-speed-up-game/1639859/" target="_blank">Kevin Durrant is not happy </a>by the way...).<br />
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If all of the eight steps (which is really four) of Wade's ritual can be fit into less than 90-seconds, then surely it needs to be reduced accordingly. Wade had 25-seconds left, so I am thinking they make it the 50-60 seconds rule instead? Wade may have to choose which fans get love and which don't. The ones he doesn't point at will never know how much he cares 'cause they didn't get pointed at. :'( Maybe <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/27788617" target="_blank">Dwyane feels the world would be a better place</a> if he could take the time to individually point at each one of his fans.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-26485681872201242342012-11-01T19:05:00.002-07:002012-11-01T19:05:40.395-07:00Why Carmelo Anthony Should Consider Playing In China Now<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">China's flag with a few revisions by Carmelo Anthony. </td></tr>
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Not many NBA players would want to consider going to China to play basketball, especially in their primes. However, I think Carmelo Anthony should consider going to China sooner rather than later in his career and here are some reasons for you to consider:<br />
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<li>He <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/2011/7/27/2297098/chris-paul-carmelo-anthony-china-nba-lockout-2011" target="_blank">considered playing in China</a> before when the NBA season was threatened to be cancelled. </li>
<li>He has good memories in Beijing getting to his highest point in his career by winning an Olympic gold medal. </li>
<li>If Stephon Marbury has a statue there, Carmelo is definitely going to get one there. (Doesn't seem like he is going to get one in the USA at this rate...)</li>
<li>He loves playing for big cities. There are LOTS of those in China. </li>
<li>He always wants to be the BIGGEST name and BIGGEST go to player on at least his team, if not the league and he would be doing so in the most populous country.</li>
<li>Tracy McGrady, who recently migrated over to the Chinese league after failing to obtain a spot in the NBA, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/tracy-mcgrady-wore-sneakers-picture-them-during-first-172351623--nba.html" target="_blank">has his face on his shoes</a>. A player of Melo's caliber would not only be able to get his face on a pair of shoes, but his whole team's jerseys and would even change their team name to the Melo's. </li>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The picture Carmelo Anthony would choose for his new team the Melo's. </td></tr>
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<li><a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/knicks/post/_/id/20915/carmelo-anthony-to-star-in-chinese-film" target="_blank">He is already going to be a film star in China</a>. </li>
<li>He might be there in a couple of years anyways. He seems to me to be the type of dominate player who may just fall off and follow in the foot steps of Stephon and T-Mac by playing in China. He might as well get a head start on his fan base.</li>
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And if that is not enough: Pandas, son, pandas.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-89020137781654182912012-10-30T19:59:00.003-07:002012-10-30T19:59:41.659-07:00Recommend NBA Blogs / Podcasts<div>
Now that the NBA season has started , a lot of you are wondering what other NBA blogs and podcast to follow during the season. Well, if you're reading my blog you probably are a pretty big NBA basketball fan that has a soft spot for a little levity. Here's two great ones I personally recommend: <br />
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The Basketball Jones <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">All of them are TBJ members except one. Can you Guess who? (Hint: he's wearning a robot shirt)</td></tr>
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<a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/">http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/</a><br />
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Believe the Hype<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Tom Read on the right & Benyam Kidane on the left. Both looking cool.</td></tr>
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Nice they are both blogs and podcasts as well. I'd like to think that these blogs have a similar tone to my own blog ( basketball focus with humor infused) , whether they think so is a whole other question :)<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-70764264333016381152012-10-29T18:46:00.003-07:002012-10-29T18:46:35.234-07:00Andrew Bynum Needs Pimp Re-Education<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Very funny TBJ blog editor Trey Kerby recently posted a picture of Andrew Bynum supposedly dressed up as a pimp for Halloween (pictured above). At first it was not clear if it was a costume or not, but eventually Trey got to the bottom of it and found out it is a lazy, misguided costume. The type you put together right before you go out. Like this awesome one:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The classic college "Pot Head" last minute costume</td></tr>
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Pretty clear that Drew just put on some fancy clothes and picked out his hair. Come on now, that's not what a pimp looks like now Andy!! So, to help out those who are less educated on pimphood like Andrew, I have assembled a small course for you to brush up on your pimpin' knowledge:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b>NOT A PIMP!!!</b></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b>PIMP</b></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b>NOT A PIMP!!!</b></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b>PIMP</b></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b>NOT A PIMP!!!</b></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b>PIMP</b></td></tr>
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If you are ever confused, Mr. Bynum, just ask your buddy James Harden. He seems to keep his pimpin' hand pretty strong.<br />
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Bulls fans may have to get used to another celebration other than <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjssutwf0vQ" target="_blank">Joakim Noah's finger guns</a>, as Nate Robinson prefers pretending to be an airplane. Nate Robinson has had a solid preseason including two great games on October 16th and October 26th getting 24 points and 13 assists, and 21 points and 8 assists respectively (where I saw a few airplane celebrations happening from ol' Nate).<br />
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Though it is just the preseason, Nate seems to be learning where Tom Thibodeau wants him to be on the court offensively. At 5'9'' he will never be a great defender but he seems to be defending pretty well for a guy his size. He is strong and quick, built like a football player,<a href="http://aol.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2011-08-06/nate-robinson-continues-to-chase-nfl-dream" target="_blank"> which incidentially was what he did during college</a> for a year. He is able to put points on the board in a hurry. Giving the Bulls more than just big dunks would be great from Nate (hey, that rhymes). If he could go off for a 20 and 10 game even every 10 days, that would be a pick-up that went the Bulls way (oh $hit, I just can't quit).<br />
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Though before getting that Nate Robinson jeresy quite yet, Bulls fans, lets reminds ourselves of the situation we are in still. Sure Nate has played well but it's only preseason which literally counts for nothing, some of his other games have been forgetable, and it is clear that Tom prefers Hinrich over Robinson. I agree with this as Hinrich fits the system and Thib's philosophy better and I think Nate would do best as a spark off the bench and really being the scoring option for the second unit. It is yet to see what Nate brings, but so far so good and I don't know about you, but I am at least hoping for a Taj to Nate alley-oop which will remind of us a little bit of the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KlXuUGfYt8" target="_blank">Noah to Rose alley-oop</a> to help us remember what the Bulls can be in the future. That's not too much to ask, is it Nate and Taj?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-70346264757167176762012-10-26T10:31:00.002-07:002012-10-26T11:12:52.468-07:00DJ Mbenga Mugshot Finally Emerges <div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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After first reading about DJ Mbenga's recent altercation with the law on <a href="http://believethehypenba.com/2012/10/18/dj-mbenga-arrested/" target="_blank">Believe The Hype</a>, I am reminded about the difference of lifestyle between pro athletes and those of us living more "normal lives." Sure, the highs are much highers than ours as working Joes, but the lows are much lower as well for professional athletes.<br />
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DJ's story reminds us of this paradox. One day you are sitting there with your giant championship taco and wearing your <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/06/dj-mbenga-jewelry-lawsuit-los-angeles-lakers/" target="_blank">16 thousand dollar pinky ring</a> and in a blink of an eye you are eating a crusty taco you found on the floor of an old jail cell, drunk on expired verde sauce and old memories.<br />
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Keep your head up DJ, things will get better and I bet there are still more tacos in your future!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-54665431764266566172012-10-23T08:37:00.001-07:002012-11-11T11:18:22.833-08:00Andrew Bynum One-Ups Spencer Hawes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I didn't think that they would be a worse hairstyle this preseason then Spencer Hawes half mullet, but that's the beauty of the NBA it always keeps you guessing. Andrew Bynum must've been pretty upset that Spencer Hawes was taking up the bad hair spotlight. Clearly something had to be done.<br />
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His response? A natural that would make Don King proud. I say he adds to the King look and grows a beard to look a little bit more like this dude.<br />
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Maybe he's just trying to go as Frederick Douglass to a Halloween party and he's just getting ready (just like Louie's daughter). Who knows what HE'S thinking...<br />
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Interesting how Ty uses the reference " welcome to the family". Not sure if this means he has many hookahs ( and if this is the case I hope he names them like in the movie Half Baked) or other ways to smoke "tobacco" (sure Ty tobacco). Personally I like to imagine him with a corn cob pipe or looking like the Hookah Smoking Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland but that's just me. <br />
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I finally got to the bottom of why Spencer Hawes would grow his hair in such a terrible style. Spence is just trying to copy English musician John Waite, except he forgot to spike his half mullet...we won't be "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e157Ner90" target="_blank">Missing You</a>" or your half mullet though, Spencer.<br />
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<b>Height:</b> 6'4''</div>
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<b>Weight:</b> 215lbs</div>
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<b>Age:</b> 30</div>
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<b>Ethnicity: </b>Cuban/African American</div>
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<b>Hometown:</b> Florida and L.A.</div>
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<b>Nickname:</b> "The Hibachi"</div>
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Penchant for "<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Gilbert-Arenas-explains-why-he-soiled-Andray-Bla?urn=nba-284690" target="_blank">Poo Poo Shoe</a>"</div>
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Prankster</div>
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First paying job was NBA</div>
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Got in trouble on twitter because made fun of blind date</div>
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Father was an actor</div>
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Thinks he is funny, but makes questionable jokes</div>
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His cousins <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Arenas_(American_football)" target="_blank">play</a> <a href="http://www.huskers.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=100&ATCLID=831238" target="_blank">football</a></div>
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Famous for voice of cartoon birds (AFLAC duck, Iago)</div>
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According to Gerald Wallace at 1:27, you can stop watching basketball after opening day since that will be the greatest day in NBA HISTORY. I guess it is all downhill from there. So, don't worry about that whole playoffs or finals thing, the REALLY important game is the season opener between two decent but not great basketball teams playing a potentially meaningless regular season game. I know I say this a lot, but stick to being the greatest Bobcat (which is officially the NBA's saddest honor after getting your jersey retired in the D League), analyzing seems to be beyond you.<br />
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Andrew Bynum is already practicing driving head coach Doug Collins crazy like he did his former head coach Mike Brown as evidence of him taking these bad three-point shots. Some may say he's merely resting his knees for the long season, but longtime NBA fans know better. Andrew is trying to extend his range and become a more "complete player." When Doug Collins tried to call a meeting with Andrew, he declined instead citing his<a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/05/11/video-andrew-bynum-gets-his-zen-on/" target="_blank"> need to practice Eastern religion principles</a>. When reached for comment, I coach Doug Collins sighed, poured a drink and said "It can't be any worse than the Olympics, can it?" It's estimated that Doug Collins blood pressure will rise 150% this season, 2 to 1 odds that he is going to have a conniption fit on the side lines this year in Vegas. Smart money bets now.<br />
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As the very funny TBJ blog editor <a href="https://twitter.com/treykerby" target="_blank">Trey Kerby </a>has already pointed out, <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/09/07/videos-more-hilarious-jokes-from-shaquille-oneal-and-dwight-howard/" target="_blank">Shaq has used a lack of clothes as a Comedy device/crutch for some time now</a>. If I saw a huge semi naked dude crossing the street, I'd be more concerned with what he was on than amused. <br />
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<b>One night The Knicks had a dream--<br />They dreamed they were walking along the beach with the Melo<br />and across the sky flashed scenes from the Knicks' season<br />For each scene they noticed two sets of footprints,<br />one belonged to us and the other to the Melo.<br />When the last play of the playoffs flashed before us,<br />We looked back at the footprints in the sand.<br />We noticed that many times along the path of our season,<br />there was only one set of footprints.<br />We also noticed that it happened at the very lowest<br />and saddest times in the season.<br />This really bothered the organization and we fans questioned the Melo about it.<br />"Melo, you said that once we decided to follow you,<br />you would walk with us all the way,<br />but we have noticed that during the most troublesome times in season<br />there is only one set of footprints.<br />"We don't understand why in times when we needed you most,<br />you should leave us."<br />The Melo replied, "My precious, precious team,<br />I love you and I would never, never leave you<br />during your times of trial and suffering.<br />"When you saw only one set of footprints,<br />it was then that I carried you in isolation."</b></h4>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06051641503656984446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9037025613681454407.post-44324211885596089742012-09-12T12:03:00.001-07:002012-09-12T12:05:13.352-07:00Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook Share Pants<div><p>If you take a look at my earlier post about JR Smith predicting a championship and too much fashion in the NBA, you'll notice a picture of Russell Westbrook at a fashion show in some ugly red pants. looks like Kobe has todays shift on the pants since he was wearing a pair of pants that looked eerily similar to Russ's. This is the whole Givenchy shark sweater thing again...</p>
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This was taken moments before Psyco T decided to hit on all the girls by inviting them to play Rock Band and got them all kicked out for trying to sneak in drinks. He ended up stealing their dogs as well. <a href="http://www.basketballonlyfunnier.com/2012/08/5-nba-players-you-dont-want-to-party.html" target="_blank">Tyler never learns, does he?</a> When contacted, Tyler was quoted as saying the following: </div>
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All I know is I want some of what JR is drinking. That must be some strong stuff to predict a championship. Try getting out of the first round first JR. Your starting to sound like Chris Paul saying the Clippers were only a healthy Chauncey Billups to win a ring....I guess whatever you need to tell yourselves guys.</div>
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While it's no surprise Ricky won, it's pretty funny that he keeps trying to mess with the host to get an advantage. Some people don''t know when to give up a joke. Either way, Ricky would have won since the host decides to sport a Rubio jersey. Can't tell which one is which? Just wait for the really annoying laugh and you got Pretty Ricky.<br />
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