5 NBA MMA Fights We Want To See Part 3/5

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#3. Chris Paul V. Rondo

Reason: Chris Paul & Rajon Rondo are some of the feistiest guys in the league & have taken issue with each other before. They have been rumored to have been traded for each other before and Rondo seems to think pretty highly of himself. Shaq is in Rondo’s corner and has agreed to be his fight promoter. Chris Paul, not wanting to be out done by Rondo, puts his son in his corner as manager. 

Result: As Shaq & Rondo start their walk to the fight, Shaq starts getting boisterous & crazy as he is sometimes is known for. Shaq pull out a T-shirt cannon and starts firing Rondo shirts in the crowd. The crowd erupts, almost missing Chris & his son walk down hand in hand. CP3’s son, Chris Junior, sees Shaq acting a fool & rapping about his dad like he did like Kobe. Chris Jr. stares down Shaq with the “Blake Face”. An icy look of terror comes over Shaq’s face & he bolts to the nearest exit (later he was seen with Hakeem & Spike Lee at Taco Bell, crying in his Baja Blast). The noise settles down & the fighters are ready to go. Rondo comes out running full speed, Chris not wanting to get cornered, runs to meet him. Rondo stops on a dime & CP3 whizzes past him. Rondo grabs CP3 face from behind & throws him into the side of the ring. Chris does a kip up & Rondo charges again, this time trying for a clothesline. CP3 sees this & dislocates Rondo’s arm (again). His one arm clearly a mess, Rondo is undeterred & amazingly continues the fight. Chris is the aggressor this time throwing a punch which Rondo uses to throw CP3 to the ground & put him in an ankle lock. Rondo losing his grip due to his arm, releases for just a second to regain his position but Chris has grabbed a hold of Rondo. Chris also applies a ankle lock. After a couple of hours the competitors are lifted out (while still applying ankle lock on opponent) to another room. Rumor has it that both fighters are still locked together to this day. That’s okay they can watch these funny Rondo moments together…quality time.