Another guy that would totally kill your weekend is Jimmer Fredette. If you had to meet up with him he’d invite you over to his house to have a meal with he & his wife, Whitney. Jimmer & his wife are dressed in the clothes above. Whitney has prepared a roast in the oven & brings you boys our some lemonade while she gets dinner ready. Jimmer Sits back in his chair & lights a pipe like a typical 50’s dad. He shows you pictures him he & Justin Timberlake back in the day & pictures of his summer softball league. He also tells you about his failed sitcom pitch “My Jimmer!” He asked you to pick a song from his iPod and the song “Amazing “, the song about him by his brother, is the only thing he has on it. He asks you to meet him next week for a game of pick up ball which you agree to. He says “Great! See you in prison next week!” What have you gotten yourself into?
You hear a knock at the door & Shawn Bradley comes waltzing in. Whitney says, “Great everyone is here now!” & calls you all to the table. Whitney soon exclaims that she knew Jimmer was the right guy when she knew she could bring him home to mom. After dinner, Shawn & Jimmer talk bible for the next three hours, making it seem like Sunday school all over again. When you tweet about your experience, you find 157 hate messages in your interactions.
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