5 NBA Players You DON’T Want to Hang With: Gilbert Arenas

Gilbert Arenas

Gilbert Arenas is a bit an odd character, to put it mildly. If you were to have to hang out with Gilbo, he’d pull up in a wizards robe motioning for you to get in. As you sit in the front seat , you feel a squish and the smell of crap. Gilbert starts laughing wildly “Got ya!” Very funny, Gil… “Don’t worry, I got a spare set of clothes for you at my place.” When he shows you his closet you are absolutely amazed to see he has over 200+ jersey’s, mostly signed. Gil says “Oh, I got a special one for you over here.” , he throws you a Wizards jersey. When you finish changing, he says he needs to stop & meet up with the kid he has been mentoring.
Along the way, Gilbert insists on stopping at a hardware store and starts planking on everything and making you take pictures. You notice that people are starting to laugh at you & wondering why you look the back of the jersey he gave you, an obscenity stares back at you as you hear Gil laughing in the background. You turn around & Gilbert is pooping in one of the toilets in the store Jackass style like the picture above. The store calls for security & Gilbert grabs you and pulls you to his car. Gilbert lets out a sigh of relief, “Lucky, they didn’t catch us. I would like to see them come at me.” He says as he flashes you a handgun.

Finally meeting his mentee at a fast food place, Gilbert ends up talking about his 25th birthday party, Arenas Express, to death. As you come back from the washroom (honestly just to get away from Gilbert for a couple of minutes), you sit down & hear a familiar squish. Gilbert is smiling from ear to ear and , with a tear in his eye, says “I’ve taught you well, young one.” After that terrible experience, you find that Gilbert was tweeting pictures & poking fun at you the whole evening. That’s okay, just call Shaq up. He’ll know how to get back at Gilbert.