Sunday, November 4, 2012

Proof NBA Needs To Shorten New 90 Second Rule

Dwyane Wade checking to see if they dusted the heel of the rim. 


The NBA has recently instated a rule that NBA games must be started 90-seconds after player introductions. This measure is to try and help curb extensive pregame rituals, such as LeBron James' chalk ritual or the Thunder's collective hand shake squad with their very complex ritual (Kevin Durrant is not happy by the way...).

 But, here's the problem:



If all of the eight steps (which is really four) of Wade's ritual can be fit into less than 90-seconds, then surely it needs to be reduced accordingly. Wade had 25-seconds left, so I am thinking they make it the 50-60 seconds rule instead? Wade may have to choose which fans get love and which don't. The ones he doesn't point at will never know how much he cares 'cause they didn't get pointed at. :'( Maybe Dwyane feels the world would be a better place if he could take the time to individually point at each one of his fans.


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