Tuesday, August 14, 2012

5 NBA Players You DON’T Want to Party With: Metta World Peace




Metta World Peace

You probably already knew this but, Ron Artest/Metta World Peace is pretty much crazy. I mean the dude saw another guy stab another dude to death with a table leg during a pickup game. Damn, say Queensbridge. One look at his twitter account & you can figure out pretty quick that this isn’t a dude you want to chill with. BUT, if you had to hang out with this guy he’d show up randomly at your house in the middle of the night, requesting an interview. While you are confused & still waking up, he’d come in & sit on your couch. You make the mistake of first calling him Ron, not Metta and no matter what you asked him, he’d just give his own crazy answers & find a way to plug his new song, Dancing with the stars, Low Rider magazine cover, basically whatever crazy thing he’s doing at the time ( something about an over sexed vampire Elder, WTF?). Without warning, he starts taking off his clothes (as pictured above) & performing stand-up comedy…? (that question mark is because it’s hard to call that comedy per se) Again, without warning, he transitions to a Canadian Weather Man & starts talking about true love in Canada. As suddenly as Ron Ron appeared he leaves, claiming he needs to crash a gallery opening of art about him. You see a speeding go kart shaped like an F1 race car fly by with Metta waving good bye with a jolly grin on his face. He leaves you wondering “Is this real life?”

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