Due to a recent merger between UFC & NBA, brain child of Ex-Magic coach & now current Head of Pepsi product placement Stan Van Gundy, some cross promotional ideas have begun to develop (other than Jon Jones dunk contest). Naturally, fights between NBA players were proposed & here is the fight card for the first annual NBA/UFC staff picnic. Nick Young & Brandon Jennings got the Brats!
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#5. Chris Kaman V. Reggie Evans
Reason: Chris Kaman insisted upon this match since he felt he had been violated by Reggie, rightly so. Reggie, however, has turned a new leaf insisting he is now a non-violent family man. Still, the fight is slated against Reggie’s wishes
Result: Kaman’s intense training regimen that consists of hunting & digging up gas lines has him ready to go. Reggie on the other hand comes into the fight overweight & out of shape, probably from his meal replacement program. As the bell rings, Kaman comes out swinging wildly, missing with all but one blow that glances off Reggie. Reggie falls to the floor, seemingly knocked unconscious. Kaman, realizing what has happened, starts celebrating without abandon around the ring. However, the crowd starts getting louder & louder as Reggie suddenly jumps to his feet, a Reggie Evans flop, guess Reggie WAS lying! He quickly gets behind the celebrating Kaman and gives Kaman another “hand caught in the cookie jar” move he’s famous for. Reggie’s hand is raised in the sky while the ref is sure to not touch the hand that was just used to dispatch Kaman. Ewww….
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