Andrew Bynum One-Ups Spencer Hawes

I didn't think that they would be a worse hairstyle this preseason then Spencer Hawes half mullet, but that's the beauty of the NBA it always keeps you guessing. Andrew Bynum must've been pretty upset that Spencer Hawes was taking up the bad hair spotlight. Clearly something had to be done.



His response? A natural that would make Don King proud. I say he adds to the King look and grows a beard to look a little bit more like this dude.

Maybe he's just trying to go as Frederick Douglass to a Halloween party and he's just getting ready (just like Louie's daughter).  Who knows what HE'S thinking...

Ty Lawson : Hookah Aficionado

Interesting how Ty uses the reference " welcome to the family". Not sure if this means he has many hookahs ( and if this is the case I hope he names them like in the movie Half Baked) or other ways to smoke "tobacco" (sure Ty tobacco). Personally I like to imagine him with a corn cob pipe or looking like the Hookah Smoking Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland but that's just me.

Spencer Hawes is Trying to Grow Hair like John Waite or Other Famous Half Mullets

I finally got to the bottom of why Spencer Hawes would grow his hair in such a terrible style. Spence is just trying to copy English musician John Waite, except he forgot to spike his half mullet...we won't be "Missing You" or your half mullet though, Spencer.

Spencer Hawes's Mullet Looks Like Poo Poo

Looks like Spencer Hawes is rocking something close to a mullet. So I guess he is all business in the front but only a really crappy party that only a few people showed up to in the back.  Time to man up Mr. Hawes, if you're going to rock a mullet you might as well do it all the way or not at all.  Maybe he's trying to appeal to his conservative fans, much like his tweets about Obama (which by the way must have been the worst basketball camp of all time considering that he talked about taxes & other areas of government). I think your conservative fan base is a little more hip than you might think, Spencer, if that's how you're going to have your hair... Who get a haircut like that and think they look good in it? No shortage of delusion the world, I guess.


Though, it is not without precedence that Spence does something questionable with his hair. Cool Space Needle, bro.

Shout out to @ronaldiscool for the suggestion!

Arenas V.S. Gottfried: The Gilbert Files

Gilbert is a peculiar first name and two very different famous people share this name in Gilbert Gottfried and Gilbert Arenas. This naturally leads us in comparing these two and begs the questions: Who's your favorite Gilbert?

Arenas

Height: 6'4''

Weight: 215lbs

Age: 30

Ethnicity: Cuban/African American

Hometown: Florida and L.A.

Nickname: "The Hibachi"

Penchant for "Poo Poo Shoe"

Prankster

First paying job was NBA

Overpaid

Annoying

Got in trouble on twitter because made fun of blind date

Father was an actor

Thinks he is funny, but makes questionable jokes

Likes guns a little too much

His cousins play football

PETA supporter

Loves Halo, A "score booster"

Mentor of a boy

Gottfried

Height: 5'5''

Weight: 135lbs

Age: 57

Ethnicity: Jewish

Hometown: Brooklyn

Nickname: "That guy with the annoying voice who squints a lot"

Famous for voice of cartoon birds (AFLAC duck, Iago)

Insult comic

Lived with mom until middle-aged

The obvious choice for the book on tape of 50 Shades of Gray

Got in trouble on twitter for making jokes about tsunamis

Had one bad year on SNL

Father owned a hardware store

Thinks he is funny, but makes questionable jokes

A big fan of a roast and was on Hollywood Squares

Watch out for warning signs of turning into him 

Leave me your vote in the comments! 

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Only Watch Opening Day, According to Gerald Wallace

According to Gerald Wallace at 1:27, you can stop watching basketball after opening day since that will be the greatest day in NBA HISTORY. I guess it is all downhill from there. So, don't worry about that whole playoffs or finals thing, the REALLY important game is the season opener between two decent but not great basketball teams playing a potentially meaningless regular season game. I know I say this a lot, but stick to being the greatest Bobcat (which is officially the NBA's saddest honor after getting your jersey retired in the D League), analyzing seems to be beyond you.

Andrew Bynum is Already Practicing Driving Doug Collins Crazy

Andrew Bynum is already practicing driving head coach Doug Collins crazy like he did his former head coach Mike Brown as evidence of him taking these bad three-point shots.  Some may say he's merely resting his knees for the long season, but longtime NBA fans know better.  Andrew is trying to extend his range and become a more "complete player." When Doug Collins tried to call a meeting with Andrew, he declined instead  citing his need to practice Eastern religion principles.  When reached for comment, I coach Doug Collins sighed, poured a drink and said "It can't be any worse than the Olympics, can it?"  It's estimated that Doug Collins blood pressure will rise 150% this season, 2 to 1 odds that he is going to have a conniption fit on the side lines this year in Vegas. Smart money bets now.