Andrew Bynum is Already Practicing Driving Doug Collins Crazy

Andrew Bynum is already practicing driving head coach Doug Collins crazy like he did his former head coach Mike Brown as evidence of him taking these bad three-point shots.  Some may say he's merely resting his knees for the long season, but longtime NBA fans know better.  Andrew is trying to extend his range and become a more "complete player." When Doug Collins tried to call a meeting with Andrew, he declined instead  citing his need to practice Eastern religion principles.  When reached for comment, I coach Doug Collins sighed, poured a drink and said "It can't be any worse than the Olympics, can it?"  It's estimated that Doug Collins blood pressure will rise 150% this season, 2 to 1 odds that he is going to have a conniption fit on the side lines this year in Vegas. Smart money bets now.