Taking a good mugshot is more of an art than a science.
Let’s see who’s got it down.
Scottie Pippen
Scottie was arrested in Houston for running a red light and DWI suspicion.
If you ask me Scottie looks a little too happy to be arrested making it a
great mug shot.
Allen Iverson
Apparently Allen decided to bust in a house and brandish a gun looking for his wife.
There are better ways to do these things than door to door, Allen.
Jason Kidd
Jason has had a few run ins with the law. His first when he was accused of
beating his wife, which he eventually divorced for her “extreme cruelty.” I think
that is the definition of irony. He was recently arrested for suspicion of drunk driving,
take a look at his car.
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley allegedly punched a man in Milwaukee in 1991. I hope he was
wearing that Hawaiian shirt when he punched the guy. In
1997, Charles threw a man through a window in a bar. So that’s what
Kevin Garnett was talking about when he said Charles had been in a bar
fight before! His last, and his best, was when Charles ran a red light in
2008 telling the officers who pulled him over that he was on his way to get a blowie.
Charles is just a little sweaty in that glamour shot.
Charles Oakley
Apparently Charles was pulled over after driving erratically. Although he was
below state levels, he was stilled charged with a misdemeanor due to his
impairment in driving. Some people just can’t handle their liquor.
Dennis Rodman
Dennis wasn’t even close to the NBA when he first got arrested. He looks
so sad… Stealing two watches from a store at the airport in which he was
a custodian (NOT a janitor, S/O to Thurgood Jenkins). He also gets arrested
later on because his passage didn’t have their seat belt on and Dennis
told the cops he just had a few beers that’s all. At least he looks happier
later in life…I really hope thecop busted him name was Mr. Wilson since
Dennis was causing a menace.
so sad… Stealing two watches from a store at the airport in which he was
a custodian (NOT a janitor, S/O to Thurgood Jenkins). He also gets arrested
later on because his passage didn’t have their seat belt on and Dennis
told the cops he just had a few beers that’s all. At least he looks happier
later in life…I really hope thecop busted him name was Mr. Wilson since
Dennis was causing a menace.
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