Monday, July 16, 2012

5 NBA MMA Fights We Want To See Part 4/5

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#2. Lebron V. Kobe

Reason: For the last five odd years, we’ve had to endlessly listen to who’s better: Kobe or Lebron? Lebron or Kobe? Well, the NBA has decided to end the debate once and for all, mano-a-mano.

Result: Surreal looks are on both opponents faces are like they just heard Kobe’s accuser freestyle. The bell rings & the black mamba strikes first with a kick to Lebron’s midsection. As Lebron is recoiling from the blow, Kobe delivers another blow, this time a roundhouse to his head. Lebron is clearly stunned. Kobe now smelling blood in the water, his face starts to get that look when he’s about to take over, the messy one sided fight appears over. He reaches for a finishing uppercut but is slightly off (due to small hands?) and overextends himself. Suddenly, in true Micky Ward like fashion, Lebron sees his opportunity and gets all Chris Childs on Kobe landing a solid one two combo. Kobe absorbs the first blow but the second leaves him in a pile on the floor eyes spinning in his head like the cookie monster . It was said that Lebron can be seen mouthing “who’s clutch now, bitch?” as he walks away the victor of this bizarre fight.

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