Monday, August 13, 2012

Denver Is Better Than Alaska, Andre Iguodala



This was a big weekend for basketball, the Gold Medal winner was decided yesterday & the Dwightmare is officially over for at least for this year. (Pause for your celebration over not having to hear about the rumors & BS anymore.) Done celebrating yet? Good, but what you may have missed was the player’s reaction or non-reaction to the trades. 

Dwight Howard: Happy/Relieved (ironic that he's relieved over something he created)

Andrew Bynum: Guarded (no public reaction)

Everyone other than Iggy, Dwight, or Bynum: Filed under “Who Cares?”

But what about Andre Iguodala’s reaction:


“Andre Iguodala told me in London that getting traded to Nuggets no better, no worse than trade to Alaska. Iggy lukewarm on Denver. At best.”

I get that Denver isn’t exactly a big market franchise or anything but ALASKA!!?? Come on Iggy, as a current Denver area resident & Nuggets fan, I have to say those are some harsh words. I know that you heard all about Glenn Rice having a good time but she’s not even governor anymore & I’m pretty sure that was a one time thing. Now I admit that I wasn’t the most excited to come to Denver at first too (it’s pretty awesome actually) but trust me there are PLEANTY of great reasons for you to look forward to the Denver area (over Philly & Alaska) and playing for the Nuggets, such as:


Carlos boozer is from Alaska, do you want to be lumped in with him?

It’s super sunny here (300 days of sun)

Not as cold as either location either

A Nugget, Alex English, was leading scorer of the 80’s not Magic or Bird

We promise not to call you Iggy

You may be a superstar in Alaska but hard for you to find a job that pays the same or offers same talent level.

No more disgusting Cheese Wiz in sandwiches

The BEST retro jersey’s of all time

People are leaving Philly faster than DETROIT. What does that tell you?

Finally done listening to Doug Collins tell the Olympic story over & over again

Two words: SKI BUNNIES




 No more constant trade rumors

A better fit: You are a great defender & good passer. The Nuggets don’t struggle on offensive end, your weakness, & like to play up tempo basketball. What team would be a better fit? The Alaska Quakes?

JaVale McGee should be cool to hang with or at least make things interesting

Our stalkers are WAY behind on their NBA News

Like I said the current Governor Sean Panell is not as hot & probably not interested (probably, unless you know something we don’t know Andre)




Quality time with Chauncey Billups in the off season, since he’s from the area.

We got DOUBLE RAINBOW, duh.

We won’t hold it against you if you want to smile or not

If your family comes to a game, we won’t beat them up, Philly can’t guarantee that.

 We may boo you if you are REALLY bad but no matter how bad you are, we won’t lob batteries or other objects at you

No more Spencer Hawes political rants

Two more words: Medical Marijuana (Maybe that’s why are fans are less uptight & plain nasty. Where’s the love, City of Brotherly Love?)


What are some other good reasons Andre should be more excited to go to Denver? Maybe a reason he should still consider Alaska or miss Philly? Put them in the comments.

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